Signs That You May Be a Complete Star Wars Addict!!!

* You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
* You don't need a VCR to watch the movies.
* You know at least 15 Star Wars website addresses by heart.
* You can recite ALL the dialogue from the entire trilogy.
* You quote the trilogy at appropriete moments.
* You draw comparisons to Star Wars in casual conversation.
* You shell out ten bucks for a magazine that describes the planey Tatooine.
* When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, your reply is, "Unexpected this is... and unfortunate."
* You know the names of all the major cast memebers and what they're doing now.
* You have a list of major bloopers and inside jokes in your head.
* When you hear the phrase, "Star Wars," you immediately tune out everything else around you.
* Even if you don't buy the spinoff material, you know it's out there, who wrote it, who published it, and you can probably give a synopsis of it.
* You can pick more nits out of a spinoff novel than Lucas himself.
* You think John Williams is the greatest composer who ever lived.
* Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars.
* You are regularly quizzed on Star Wars factoids.
* When you buy a new appliance, you always make sure to get the one that speaks Bocce.
* When something is just out of reach, you close your eyes and try to "Force" it into your hand.
* When you teacher or professor hands you back a paper and says, "Commas are your weakness," you retort, "And your faith in your friends is yours!!"
* You know all the words to the Ewok song.
* Everytime someone tells you one of their deepest secrets you gloat and say, "You're far too trusting."
* You can't pick of a flashlight without waving it around and humming.
* You think that the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday life.
* You exchange recipes for cooking nerf with your friends.
* You know what nerf is.
* Someone mentions being abducted by little green men and you respond by pointing out that Yoda would never do such a thing.
* You find yourself discussing characters from the movies as if they were old friends of yours.
* You don't need subtitles when an alien speaks in one of the movies.
* You have a pet named after one of the characters.
* You have a child named after one of the characers.
* You truly believe that you are strong in the Force.
* Yoda and Ben appear to you in your dreams and you take their advice on a regular basis.
* A Star Wars.wav plays on your computer whenever you do a windows application.
* When you get in trouble, and you parents decide to punish you, they know that the only way they'll get through to you is by taking away your privilege to watch Star Wars.
* James Earl Jones will ALWAYS be Darth Vader to you, no matter what other role he is in.
* You've actually assembled a working lightsaber.
* You search swamps looking for Jedi Masters.
* You listen to Star Wars songs for inspiration.
* You have Star Wars checks.
* You still wear Star Wars underwear.
* You consider the prequal the biggest event of the century.
* You set up your Star Wars figurines in positions from the movies.
* After setting them up, you quarrel with your friends on whether Luke's arm should be a millimeter higher or not.
* The only thing that you wanted for your birthday (If it happened to be on May 20) is tickets to Episode I.
* When you watched the season finale of That 70's Show you thought it was the best show of anything ever.
* You found a new found love for actor, Samual L. Jackson.
* If you saw the Saturday Night Live with Mark Hamill as a special guest you lost a lot of respect for him when he replied to a question by saying, "But I never even said 'May the Force be with you' in the movies."
* You knew the exact point in which movie that he did say it, too.
* You make it a goal in your life to inform everyone in the world that, although possibly one of the most famous lines, "Luke, I am your father," was never even said in any movie.
* It took you about 2 seconds to realize what I was talking about and know what was really said.
* The only thing you got for your birthday (if it happened to be on May 20) was tickets to Star Wars.
* You put lists on your website like "101 Uses for an Ewok," or "Signs That You May Be a Complete Star Wars Addict!"